Why Reality TV Ain't So Bad After All :)

Matt Grant.

The object of desire of 25(or maybe more) women. Yes, this, kawan-kawanku yang tersayang, is The Bachelor dude. Well, that show is so stupid, it flopped in its first season on Malaysian TV.

But WTF, he's hot yeah?
And OMG, the accent is to-die-for.

Them British really know where it's at huh?

But the chick he chose is ugeh-lee. No offence, but what do you expect, from such a tacky show?

Honestly, tell me, how do you find love or so they call it in such an absurd measure?!

Love is so commercialised here man.

Haha I sound like sucha bitter old lady.

But moving on, I read The Star today, and I was laughing out loud the whole way.

You see, Mukhsin, the Yasmin Ahmad show, which was really nice btw, won rave reviews in New York.

And this is the first time Malaysia made proper headlines in an American tabloid. The only other time was in the "WEIRD BUT TRUE" column when the citizens of Malacca has a protest against a virus being named after the state, and when a woman stole her husband's family jewels. (Live in the Wong household for 3 days adn you'll fully understand the term family jewels and what it means to have it stolen.)

I'm proud to be Malaysian :)

NASI LEMAKK! :)

Boots and/or slippers?

Hillsongs was yesterday...........
And it was funnnn :)
SEE JO I DIDNT LEAVE YOU WITH KENNY SIA.
*but i accidentally left her with chris,kris,suet and callie, and i did try in vain to get back to them after exchanging pleasantries with mel,manda,darren and nick but that would have made me the most hated girl there*:)
It was a madhouse, yes, a MADHOUSE.
And gosh, the ticketing wasn't any more pleasant.
You see, we were sposed to go in the right side,but last minute they went in the left side. SO.Mel pulled me to the left side, resulting in me being in the air for approximately 2 seconds, which resulted in bumping alot of people, which finally ended in me, manda and mel getting screwed by the bald guy with the hot accent.
STTTOOOPPIIDDD.
But it wasnt so bad once we got into the sanctuary or so I thought.
Cause once the jumping started, yes Darren, I nearly saw the light 3 times.
And you people know what I mean by saw the light!
And in case you're ulu and you really don't know your metaphors, to see the light is to die.
GEDDIT!?
But no, all this doesnt mean I didnt have a good time there. I did enjoy myself alot!
And the lead singer is soooooooo reminiscient of David Cook ohkay!
Conclusion?
Definitely worth my 50 bucks, oh yeah :)

Mmhmm, off to do Hell's Assignment(KGT) now.
Taa!

Gone Baby Gone!

Quote of the day:

"I tell you a secret.Actually,my name is Caroline Ng,and Archie dedicated that song(Sweet Caroline) to me.I actually didnt want to tell anyone because I'm scared they will assasinate me"-Ng Suet Ying

Words of wisdom noone could have said any better!

General Comment: I watch too much Idiot Box

I WANNA GO TO MOROCCO!

One word :Prince Andrea Casiraghi
(well, yes it's one word, not 3, cuz kata nama khas, like a name,is considered a PHRASE, and a phrase is counted as one word.)

Yknow what.? Screw it.

What Happens When Two Mentally Unstable Persons Come Into Contact

ash-little miss wong- (: says:
I shld be a counsellor/psyhiatrist/therapist/psychologist mann
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
the study of human behaviour
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
fascinating
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
but the chances of being attacked by a emotionally unstable patieint is scarily high
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
hahah
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
like me
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
when i break up with cook
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
break up?!
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
awh
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
but youwere so perfect together -.-
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
i knoww!
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
=(
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
but
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
well
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
we havent broke up hyet
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
too old for you
Joaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa says:
but when we do, i'll let u know.
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
oh
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
okay
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
ill be here okay!
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
i am your brother, your best friend forever! :)
Had this conversation with xojogal xD a few nights ago, and I find it stupidly hilarious :)

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Wheeee :)
I'm so tired, i could sleep -.-
Anyway,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRINA YEAP MAY LI YOU CRAZY CROCS OBSESSED-TENNIS-NIKE-MARIA SHARAPOVA-ANTI CRISTIANO RONALDO FREAK! I LOVVEEEEE YOUUU!:)
Hope you had a great time today, yeah, cause I'm sure the rest of us did!
ps ID BETTER SEE THOSE BLOODY CROCS ON YOUR FEET EVERYTIME I SEE YOU! I POKAI ALREADY LAA! :P
Today was a long day mann, started out in church, our 33rd Anniversary.
WooHoo :) Haha Mel was so excited cause we(her, me, manda) were wearing traditional costumes so she kept on harassing Nick to take pictures. LOLS.
BTW MANDA FAN SU LYNN, ANG MOH GUY IS SO CUTE OHKAY!
Rushed to change after service, got cheongsam stuck on my head, wore shirt wrong way round etc etc, and spent a torturous 10 minutes in the cramped cubicle trying to get my shirt in the correct way round.(yay me cause i'm so chun)
And so we did the typical yada yada yada.
Went to watch What Happens In Vegas.Cliched stuff mann. Lol Jo agrees that Ashton Kutcher is strangely attractive in the movie though :D
And JOANNA WONG, you very bising throughout the movie you tau tak??And poor Lex had to sit by himself thruout the whole movie(though I think he enjoyed it cuz no one was next to him :D)
On a bright note,
HILLSONGS IS THIS WEDNESDAY!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*hyper attack*

Sitar Hero, anyone?

Read Between The Lines

Guess what.


DAVID ARCHULETA WON!






























First runner up.
Bodoh.
Geeeesh.

Aren't we all living in denial?

Heyho :)
Before I forget. Happy Wesak Day to the people who celebrate it! I don't(celebrate it), by the way, I'm just practicing religious tolerance :)

So anyway, went to Sunway Pyramid yesterday with the family, and while Mummy dearest was happily shopping in some silai chinaman cheongsam shop, I had a very brief heart-to-heart(or whateverintheworldchamacallit) with Daddy :)

He told me about the earthquake situation in China, and apparently, it's worse than I thought it was.There are still children stuck under the rubble, and well, most of them don't know they are going to die :( That's cause alot of them, having caught a glimpse of the rescue team people, believe that they will survive.However, it is physically impossible.According to Dad(this made me tear up), there was one child, who said to one of the rescue team dudes, "Uncle, you just help me move this rock can already, I will climb out myself, don't need to trouble you", but the thing is, that rock was probably the size of Texas, and to move it would've required a bulldozer or some sort of machinery, which would've crushed the child underneath it. That's cause kids think that they'll be okay, if they keep quiet, and lay off the adults. If they mind their own business and just try to find their own way.As for that child, I don't know what happened to him or her, but I really hope and pray that he or she is still alive, that through divine intervention, the child was saved, and that God would have mercy on the child's soul.And this similar scenario is probably unfolding in various parts of earthquake-struck China.

So till Daddy told me the story, I never realised the seriousness of the situation.Call me naive, ulu, or insensitive, but all this while, I guess you can say I was living in denial, I had this tidak apa attitude. I assumed that the rescuers were trying their best(which they are!), and I simply thought that they would've succeeded in getting the trapped people out.But I was so wrong, right now, even as we read this, someone could be fighting for survival, for the mere chance to breathe fresh air one last time.

So people, PRAY FOR THEM.Pray that through this, they'll turn to God for comfort and peace.
Pray for deliverance for them, pray that despite the seemingly doomed situation that they'll be able to see the good out of it. And last but not least, pray that God will provide for them, that the humanitarian aid will reach them fast, and finally, through the Christian NGOs, they'll be able to see Jesus' love and compassion for them!

GIVE THEM HOPE.THEY NEED IT.

PRAY!PRAY!PRAY!

Eat my shorts!

The most loveAble dysfunctional family in the world.Seriously, yellow has never been a sexier colour :)

So anyway, I asked Suet to identify a picture of me infront of the Kwik-E-Mart(yes, there is a real kwik-e-mart in universal studios), and yes, suet, you are blurr.

ash-little miss wong- (: says:
does my DP look familiar?
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
:P
♥ suetying. † says:
nope..?
♥ suetying. † says:
lol
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
clue:look beyond the fat retard holding the gigantic blue umbrella
♥ suetying. † says:
=.=
♥ suetying. † says:
looks like from a cartoon! somehow
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
yes yes a cartoon
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
but what cartoon? :P
♥ suetying. † says:
sesame street???
♥ suetying. † says:
LOL
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
-.-
♥ suetying. † says:
then?
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
think
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
in the show, the owner of this shop is called APU
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
and yes, he's indian
♥ suetying. † says:
APU?
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
haha yeah apu
♥ suetying. † says:
what's apu?
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
THE INDIAN SHOPKEEPERS NAME!
♥ suetying. † says:
apu =.=
♥ suetying. † says:
er
♥ suetying. † says:
indian shopkeeper?
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
haha eyah
♥ suetying. † says:
i dont knowwwww :/
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
cartoon
♥ suetying. † says:
cartoon with indian shopkeeper
♥ suetying. † says:
got such thing?
♥ suetying. † says:
LOL
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
not as vulgar as family guy, but its too adultish to be shown on disney channel
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
and the father always strangle the son wan
♥ suetying. † says:
i tak tahu
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
okay
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
the mother got BIG BLUE HAIR
♥ suetying. † says:
O_O
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
yeah cmon i know you know this
♥ suetying. † says:
uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm
♥ suetying. † says:
indian shopkeeper and mother with big blue hair and the father always strangle the son?
♥ suetying. † says:
GOT SUCH CARTOON AR?
♥ suetying. † says:
=.=
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
haha yeahp
♥ suetying. † says:
i dont know! :/
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
in one episode the son gets kdnapped by a gorilla
♥ suetying. † says:
wth lol
♥ suetying. † says:
bruce almighty? :D
♥ suetying. † says:
LOL
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
and the father tries to blow a poison dart at the gorilla
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
but the father swallows the dart instead -.-
♥ suetying. † says:
LOL what kind of cartoon is that??
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
so hes unconscious for a good 2 hours, den the police kicks him and he wakes up
♥ suetying. † says:
hahaha
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
-.-'
♥ suetying. † says:
i give up, just tell me -.-
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
okay fine
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
the characters are alll yellow
♥ suetying. † says:
OHHHHHHHHHHH
♥ suetying. † says:
SIMPSONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
YAYYYY!
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
THANK GOODNESS YOU GOT IT.
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
i thought you were super ulu
♥ suetying. † says:
LOL xD
♥ suetying. † says:
i havent watch that in ages!
ash-little miss wong- (: says:
the mother with big blue hair was a dead giveaway lah
♥ suetying. † says:
oh obviously i know, shook wai always call me simpson cause i told her i was a yellow baby =.=

You blurcase lah you yellow baby! :P

fuiyomahk

Two posts in a day, go me!

And yes, I was too impressed to keep this to myself.

Gonna go study Science and Sejarah now.

taa!

Way To Go, Captain Obvious.

Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Pure hilarious :)

We're gonna rule the world with this video. :D

gatal!

I skipped school today.Stupid rashes.It gets better, then gets worse.Like yesterday, I went to school and didnt think much of it.And then, came back and I had to go to the doctor cuz it was really bad.Then by night time, I was okay.And when I woke up this morning, there were UGLY, BIG RED blotches all over me :(

Dammit.
I hate rashes
God, please heal me :(

And it's not the typical 1/2 day kinda thing.Doctor had to give me a jab on my butt(I shall not proceed with details, as readers may get nightmares)ITTCCCHHHYYYY.A big THANKYOU to Miss AGNES LOW, who has been supporting me during my uh, fight witht this problem :)
Every message she sends, contains the words DON'T SCRATCH and DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
I've been doing exactly that.
So WHY OH WHY AINT IT WORKING?!! :(

im a se-sat girl in a se-sat world..

I should be killing myself with Geography now
:(
School was ridiculous today.
PLayed the yes no mm ah game, and I obviously am not the most creative person in the world.
jo
ash
Hey Ash
Hello
actually i tell you something, i dont like manda that much.
i love you!
but i dont love you wor..
then i hate you..!
but i hate manda more..!
i sesat!?!?
what do you mean you sesat?!!?
you sesat!!!
whos sesat now?!!?
he sesat!!!! (points at chris)
what is this me you or him now?! why you so sesat!?!? yerr you stupid lah!
she sesat!!!! (points at manda)

and all this while, chris was like the psychologist, writing down my replies. in the end the paper had squiggles all over it, cuz chris couldnt tahan his laughter -.-
and i think tian xi and yi chuen nearly peed their pants.
and well, vincent just stoned cuz he didnt understand the game..

yayayay!

Just came back from KGT, and I'm sitting in Dad's office now.
BORING SHITE.
I can't even take a nap!
But I should be grateful Im here, and not school where it's all ewwwy..
:)
So what exactly should I talk about..?
OH yeah, Manda asked me and Jo to find 50 people to pay 10 bucks each to pay for her birthdday present which is a portable DVD player(sure manda, sure..) And since Im' so lifeless, ill do just that.
People who Manda claims loves her so much :p :

AngsanaAlex.Sophia.Tyron.KrishChin TakLiShen.AbhiJensen
BalauKristalTrinaJoyceDerrickYoong TatYee FeiBecky
BataiJoAshSuetChrissypooYi ChuenTian XiKeMingShazVincentEleOng
BelianEsfernMarcusNickKwekRowanSofiaNicoleWeiCheeKheiQi
CengalDaenaFieKhengKinWenHuiWengHongSani
JatiRyAnnBrandon

then I dunno edi.
ps its not that the bolded ones are any specialler, its just so we can identify who's who.
So people, if your name is there, be prepared to fork out 10 bucks in November for Miss Fan's present.
afterwards she merajuk and cry ah!
p.s. manda, the remaining 9 people are uptoyou -.-
So before I end my post, Ive got a few shoutouts :D
-Sophia, IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, SERIOUSLY :) he sounds great, you totally deserve it!
-Jo, ZONE IS FUNN! :)
-SuetYing, JUST GO LAH OKAY! YOU WONT REGRET IT!(see i purposely choose purple for you)
and finally
-Kwek Thiam Chye, HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY! Have a great one aites! :D

when you look me in the eye..

What I'm about to confess will make you music aficionados hate me for life:

I LISTEN TO COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MCFLY AND JONAS BROTHERS EVERY SINGLE DAY.

And they aint gay okay!

OKay fine, maybe abit(i mean, how can you explain Joe Jonas' flawless face if not for the wonders of makeup?

OKay,so maybe their cover of Year 3000 wasn't the greatest, in fact I hated it, because Busted(an equally cheesy boyband, which I totally adore nonetheless) totally owned it.
But SOS and when you look me in the eye is sheer brilliance!
And don't get me started on McFly.All about you is like one of my mafudgingfavosupertheawesome songs ever.Why do ya think I enjoyed Just my Luck so much!?!OMG, Harry Judd, marry me!

adoimak,so cuteee!

dontchu just love the British!?!!

And this is Harry Judd, the drummer of Mcfly ;)

TERLAMPAU PANAS :)

Like OMG this fella brings eye candy to a whole new level weih!

And that ends my most truthful, most raw post to date.(yes, someone call me the day mcfly and jonas brothers are classisfied as 'raw')

now you people know abit more about me right ;)

okay, i'm gonna go emo now.

till then.

-taa!